You are looking at 50% of this year’s tomato crop. Somewhere on this property is a very full chipmunk with a price on his head. Enjoy your last days, fuzz head. I slipped an envelope with your picture in it to a hawk who has a knack for making guys like you disappear…

The fact that you will taste like home grown vine ripened tomato is a bonus for him.

Perhaps he will have a nice plate of pasta and a glass of Chianti to wash you down.

Sleep with one eye open you tomato thieving rodent.