Jul 10 2010
Crime Scene
You are looking at 50% of this year’s tomato crop. Somewhere on this property is a very full chipmunk with a price on his head. Enjoy your last days, fuzz head. I slipped an envelope with your picture in it to a hawk who has a knack for making guys like you disappear…
The fact that you will taste like home grown vine ripened tomato is a bonus for him.
Perhaps he will have a nice plate of pasta and a glass of Chianti to wash you down.
Sleep with one eye open you tomato thieving rodent.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh, wow. I think I should get you some tomato baskets for a present next year.
Forget tomato baskets, next year I am going with electrified razor wire and pit bulls.